two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL

You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!

by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018

G swing woopyfuck

This is when you have a women lay down on the bed, and suck you penis. When you almost done take it out of her mouth and then ejaculate while at the same time thrust your penis into her eye.

Damn Josh! Gavin pulled a G swing woopyfuck on some bitch last night and made her go blind.

by Gavin_407 January 9, 2008

whoopi goldberg

To have had meagre success, only to be universally hated soon after.

David Blaine is so Whoopi Goldberg

by Brain McFadden September 16, 2005

Whoopsie

A flaccid penile ejaculation, inducing a violent recoil.

John had an embarrassing whoopsie during a routine physical with Dr. West, resulting in a big soft white mess.

by ImMoney9 August 20, 2010

whoop de whoop

A phrase to emphasize excitment. Also could refer to sex.

"I'm going to a club tonight, WHOOP DE WHOOP!!"
"So last night he was feeling frisky...and we uh whoop-de-whooped the night away"

by -Stefani- June 11, 2006

Whooptie Whoo

Ect, Ect... Or Blah, BLah, blah,

I came in late last night and my girl was bitching and screaming, and all that whooptie whoo.

by J . Fox September 9, 2003

whooped

To be soundly defeated either in a fight, a sport, or another form of competition.

Joe: Did you see the Bronco game?

Bob: No. What happened?

Joe: The Denver Broncos got whooped 59-14 by the Oakland Raiders.

Bob: Awe, shucks! How humiliating. The Raiders ain't even that good.

by Pretty Boy1983 June 23, 2011