waldo

a human chia pet! hair too wierd to believe...........vreally!

Is that really waldo or is that a green wig? I can't tell!

by wallymarshall September 6, 2003

walmart greeter

Usually someone of lesser intelligence or of a mentally impaired category. Top choices of wal-mart greeters are usually those with down syndrome, saggy balls, vaginal gericatric bat disease, or work release programs. Typically found at the entrance of walmarts, and sometimes packing a roll of different colored stickers in which they appraoch you as if to molest you and whatever item youare carrying and at the last moment... hand extened... a round sticker of random color is stuck on the item you are holding... assaulting it... and labeling it a return or previously paid for item.... running from the wal-mart greeter is usally followed by people with walkie talkies running after you....

I don't realy know of a given example of walmart greeter grab a simple roll of already opened toilet paper and walk into any walmart.... you'll see one of the above... stalking you like a jilted speed dater on a rape quest. Blind people can even sense a wal-mart greeter by the constant sniffling of runny snot... and the faint odor of cottage cheese.

The walmart greeter at our store dripped snot on a radio I was returning and stuck a rainbow of stickers on my 3 yr old. When I tried to walk to the return desk "Bubba" followed my 3 yr old who was crying and asked if she "wanta to see my pokemon pee pee?" I have a lawsuit pending.

by sanity clown October 28, 2006

Waldo

In the special effects business, any mechanism that operates using a 1:1 movement ratio rather than using conventional input devices (levers, switches, knobs, etc.) or preprogrammed movement sequences. Waldo devices are often used for filming complicated live-action sequences, such as smoothly controlling a humanoid or lifelike animatronics system, making a radio-controlled full-size vehicle act exactly as if there was a real driver behind the wheel in a stunt sequence, etc. Simply put, they are used when intuitive controls are needed above all else.

The Mythbusters used a Waldo rig to make a bus roll itself over in their Demolition Derby Special.

Doc Ock's tentacles in Spider-Man 2 were controlled by a miniature Waldo setup. Where the controllers put the tentacles in the model, they moved behind the actor.

by Airrider October 10, 2009

Walmartish

In regards to business or personal endeavors: being shady, underhanded, inconsiderate, or sleezy.
Also: not on the up and up.
Antonyms: respectable; considerate; moral; ethical; honest; straightforward

That Walmartish guy down the street keeps letting his dog poop in my yard without cleaning it up.

It was very Walmartish of that guy at the party last night to just take my beer without asking.

by anonymous from walmart land October 28, 2010

Waldorf Schools

Waldorf Schools are a type of school popular in Europe and North America. Waldorf Schools are descended from the original Waldorf school in Germany, founded in the late 1800s by a racist German man named Rudolf Steiner. They closely resemble a cult, banning electronics from school grounds, celebrating obscure pagan festivals such as Michaelmas, banning candy and other sugary treats from school grounds and serving only organic meals to the kids. Many don't have a science class, while almost all have knitting, woodwork, Latin, chorus and orchestra as mandatory classes. They tend to be christian and conservative.

"Bro, she went to a Waldorf Schools?"
"Yeah, that's probably why she growls at people when she's mad."

by luckycharmsofficial November 28, 2018

Super Walmart

Its basically Walmart but bigger. Walmart is usely found in places where a lot of wffs are. To bad Walmart is coming to urban parts of NY. Super Walmart attracts more wffs than regular Walmart.

person#1:To bad they are makin Walmart to a Super Walmart.
person#2:Yeah, its ganna attract more wffs.
person#1:Maholla.

by Bryan April 24, 2005

wallop

Wallop: Old(ish) English: The strongest ale in the tavern. (I got it from a pack of cards of old English expression. But I've never found anyone in England (and I've spent a lot of time there) or in America that's ever heard of it. So I'm trying to get it into circulation so these barmaids know what I'm talking about and I don't have to explain myself. But now I try to avoid saying, "Don't you know your own damn language?!" 'cuz then I usually have to find another pub.)

"Gimme' a pint of wallop, barkeep!"

by ~&*'... November 9, 2015