Walmart bathroom party

When you destroy some twelve year olds dream by choke slamming him into the sink

Yo my mans just Walmart bathroom party that kid

by JFKexperience75 May 24, 2019

Walmart

shooting range lol

Walmart is a good shooting range

by kill the fucking niggers August 10, 2019

Walmart Standoff

When you're at the store and you see one of your teachers or your classmates

Don't talk to Vincent, he's got PTSD from that Walmart Standoff on Saturday.

by TheBagelPeople June 20, 2020

Walmart Heel fan

A University of North Carolina fan whom one would expect to root for North Carolina State University based on social class and decorum.

Did you see that Walmart Heel fan drive his John Deere tractor into the bass fishing pond?

by Mike Hogwood December 29, 2007

Walmart Connection

Someone who's running a lousy internet connection.

Dude, your computer is so fucking slow

Well, it's because i have a friggin walmart connection

by Raymond5495 January 20, 2009

walmart

The ghetto cousin that Target disowned where everything from fights to plumbers with buttcracks roam freely and without shame. The knockoff Bath and Body Works, shot guns, whiffle balls, ratchet bras where the wire will pop out in one use, ethnic hair products, goldfish tanks with many floating dead goldfish, and other useless shit are abundant here, most likely produced by labor wreaked kids in sweatshops along the Huang He river.

Lets go to Walmart so I can buy some knockoff Converse and some Drain-O. While I'm in there, I'm going to swing by the tampon isle and carefully evade two fights over some cheap ass Adidas.

by jigglypimp January 16, 2015

Walmart

A store George W Bush would shop at

Friend 1: Hey did you go to Walmart?

Friend 2: Haha like I'd want to invade Iraq

by Nobleus November 10, 2015