The Waffle Maker is a sexual position where the woman lays on her side with her legs in a scissor like position and the man moves her legs up and down, much like the opening and closing of a waffle maker. The position is commonly used when the woman's vagina is not tight enough to pleasure the man.
by mfishym November 29, 2011
Get the Waffle Maker mug.The act of giving food, usually of the breakfast variety, in the morning as a parting gift after a one night stand. Not strictly limited to waffles; may also be poptart, pancake, toast, etc. It signals the end of the conversation and an invitation to leave.
"I had a one night stand with that girl from the club last night. After another round of morning sex she gave me a high five and a bonus waffle!"
by Snipard April 22, 2013
Get the Bonus Waffle mug.the act of shitting in one of those egg crate things on a dorm bed and then making the bed over it (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "hot pocket", "trunk muffin")
by Sam F March 23, 2005
Get the Mexican waffle mug.Something large and syrup covered. Sometimes can be shiny and distracting to steal own the gaze of any onlooking. Especially useful in awkward situations, arguments, or any other need for an excuse to stop conversation or change the subject.
by Jizzjizz December 23, 2010
Get the Waffle mug.A type of sexual intercourse in which the female (Usually a robust one or one resembling a whale or other large mammal) places a waffle cone filled with ice cream on top of the male's penis. She then eats through the waffle cone and ice cream until she reaches the penis.
by Footsteps. August 3, 2010
Get the Waffle Cone Job mug.n. A waffle found in one's trousers (or other article worn on the lower region of the body). This waffle is usually a product of digestion and excretion of human waste (that once consisted of a waffle, possibly Belgian).
n. A derogatory slang term used as a metaphor when comparing one to a trouser waffle (see above). This is usually used in reference to a foolish deed done by another.
n. A derogatory slang term used as a metaphor when comparing one to a trouser waffle (see above). This is usually used in reference to a foolish deed done by another.
"Scott is such a trouser waffle, he never does anything."
"Quit kicking yourself in the upper quartiles, you trouser waffle."
"Quit kicking yourself in the upper quartiles, you trouser waffle."
by C Dizzle September 27, 2005
Get the trouser waffle mug.to have sex. Esp. Cowgirl Position.
Originating at Wagner College on due to the "waffled" ceiling design intended to reduce noise. Small rooms meant beds were often bunked. To put one's "Head in a Waffle" means to have sex on the top bunk.
Originating at Wagner College on due to the "waffled" ceiling design intended to reduce noise. Small rooms meant beds were often bunked. To put one's "Head in a Waffle" means to have sex on the top bunk.
by WaffleMaka April 26, 2010
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