Screech the Weasel

1) v. to masturbate, particularly used when referring to male masturbation.

2) v. to stimulate another's penis manually.
1) Did John come to school today?
-Nope, he decided to stay home
and screech the weasel to some
Czech transsexual porn.

2) She hit me in the face, so I
made her screech my weasel for
forgiveness.

Nota Bene : When used in the past tense, screech is not conjugated as "screeched," rather as "scroche," (pronounced "skROACH."
I heard Bob went over to Susan's.
Did they fool around?
-Nope, they just sat in separate
rooms all night and silently
scroche their respective weasels.
Ha, Bob gets no play.
by DasProfezzional May 04, 2005
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cunt weasel

A pussy so nasty that you scream as if a weasel had jumped out.
DUDE, I almost shit my pants, stacy's cunt weasel was so nasty!
by Sean Doyle January 05, 2008
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white weasel

This act is preformed by two men, usually gay. Man 'A' uses a little lotion to jerk himself off onto man 'B''s penis. Once this is done man 'A' then jerks off man 'B' using his cum.
Brandon is an expert at the white weasel.
by Doo Doo & Wipe September 09, 2008
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steaming weasel

When you take a shit into a condom, freez it and fuck your girlfriend with it.
Gave her the old steaming weasel the other night.
by jduba336 July 30, 2009
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pickle weasel

A girl who goes to college and loves the men. the men love her too. sexually. when she goes out to parties shes focused on the one and only garden veggie that will satisfy her needs THE PICKLE!
the term can also be used as a friendly nickname to demonstrate compassion and unconditional love.
Liza is the definition of a pickle weasel.
hey pickle weasel i found your panties on my floor.
hey pickle weasel you going to make it home tonight?
and so on and so forth.
by Liza B November 02, 2006
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Word Weasel

Douchebags that covet dictionaries, searching for big words to present themselves as intellectuals while attempting to confuse you with their smertness when in fact, they're complete fucking asshats that know sweet fuck all about what they're saying ... but it sounds good.
Common word weasels include graduates of artsy fartsy programs currently serving french fries and wondering how they'll pay for their $50,000 student loan for puppetry.
by LookDumbass November 08, 2011
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axis of weasels

A gathering of three or more criminal masterminds.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and President George W. Bush were known as the axis of weasels.
by Chicswank December 07, 2010
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