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Wake up

Standard phrase used by conspiracy theorists to exemplify that one who doesn't agree with their paranoid beliefs are dumb.
Conspiracy theorist: Bill gates is going to implant a microchip in us all!!!

Smart person: Claim has already been disproven and the vaccine has been approved of as scientifically safe by the scientists and approved by the government for usage within the populations.

Conspiracy theorist: Don't listen to the gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts! They are paid to lie to us all on behalf of the eViL gOvErNmEnT! wAkE uP sHeEpLe, Go AnD dO yOuR rEsEaRcH!
by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021
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wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.
Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.
by Ray Veege February 23, 2025
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Wake and cake

For a male to bring himself to a state of arousal, wake his partner, and ejaculate on their face
Man, I iced my girls face this morning with a mean wake and cake.
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Waking nightmare

A waking nightmare, is where your actual life becomes worse than your dreams and your dreams become something of a refuge, where you can escape reality and forget. But when you wake up, you remember how shit life is for you at the moment in reality and that it was just a dream where you were happy. You'll know that you have a waking nightmare if you sometimes cry when you wake up as a result of the happiness difference between your dream and your life.
Guy 1: "I'm living a waking nightmare right now man"
Guy 2: " I don't care "
by Daonebest August 28, 2023
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wake up the members of my nation

you won't be free until you wake up her members of my nation..

the icarly theme song is called "leave it all to me" (a really good song)
tv: it's all real, I'm telling you just how i feel
friend: bro are you watching a kid's show?
friend 2: it's a good show!
tv: wake up the members of my nation-
by NIGHT_BR3AKS August 30, 2022
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Wake-Discording

The action of entering and exiting a discord call whilst being awake and having complete recollection of it.
Liam, yesterday you were totally wake-discording.
by Doitcluett April 13, 2022
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Wake Portal

During a game of Dungeons and Dragons, the male players circle round their DM, in turn feeding the DM their semen. Once everyone has ‘finished’ and the DM’s mouth is full, the player with the highest strength roll bonks them on the head, knocking them out, sending them to another ‘plane’.
“Our DM forgot to tell us about a door that was vital to the quest, so we circle jerked and sent him through the ‘Wake Portal’”
by FistiGuffs November 23, 2023
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