Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.

Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Wakes

Very pro critical ops player, he gets only one taps and everyone would like to lick his very good toe

Wakes a pro.

by Wakes August 18, 2018

Wake-Discording

The action of entering and exiting a discord call whilst being awake and having complete recollection of it.

Liam, yesterday you were totally wake-discording.

by Doitcluett April 13, 2022

[S] Wake.

Homestuck Flash which shows:

Bec Noir Kills Dream Nepeta and Dream Feferi while destroying derse.
Aradia becomes god tier and time stops him.
Vriska becomes god tier and bullies Tavros before stabbing him and pushing him off a cliff.

Person 1: Did you see the new Homestuck Flash?
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: S Wake.
Person 2: Is it confusing?
Person 1: You’re damn right, it is.

by I like penguinssss December 3, 2023

Wake Portal

During a game of Dungeons and Dragons, the male players circle round their DM, in turn feeding the DM their semen. Once everyone has ‘finished’ and the DM’s mouth is full, the player with the highest strength roll bonks them on the head, knocking them out, sending them to another ‘plane’.

“Our DM forgot to tell us about a door that was vital to the quest, so we circle jerked and sent him through the ‘Wake Portal’”

by FistiGuffs November 23, 2023

wake the wife wanker

little bitch that'll wank off ur wife and beat the shit out of her

wake the wife wanker is so hot and sexy

by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021

Wake and Pex

Wake and Pex is when you wake up, eat breakfast, then take an Adipex-75 pill (75mg Phentermine). Then you clean and study and do work.

Steve: I did a Wake and Pex and included breakfast.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 22, 2024