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Having to urinate really bad when you wake up in the morning, holding it for several hours, and almost pissing yourself before you give in to nature's call.
Do you ever urinake? Yeah, I was urinaking this morning so bad my eyeballs were almost floating.
Urinake by Theodor Geisel October 10, 2008

urinalienation 

The act of a (usually) heterosexual male entering a pubic restroom and passing one or more open urinals in order to create the requisite "space" between himself and any other pee-ers.
Man: "Dr. I've got a bad case of urinalienation."

Dr: "Dude, me too! I can't pee unless there's three open urinals between me and other dudes!"
urinalienation by stirling78 May 20, 2009

Urinal Fright 

When you're unable to piss at a urinal whether there's someone right next to you or across the way at a urinal aswell.

The worst case scenario for someone suffering from Urinal Fright is a Trough Urinal. Where your man-parts are completely exposed.
Urinal Fright by StefanafetS February 27, 2010

urinal labels 

1. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal
2. dont start useless conversation unless you know each other
bob; 'that guy never keeps on the urinal labels, i feel a little unconfortable'
dylan; 'dude, i think you have a urinal stalker

Urination Fantasization

Urination fantasization is the fantasy of pee and being pee’d on. It is basically a fetish of pee/urine.
Kim: Pee on these nice big tits daddy
Joe: Alright babe! *pees on Kim*
Kim: Ahh yes! I love it!
Narrator: This is,
Urination Fantasization

reverse urinary blumpkin 

When the girl is urinating while the male is standing in front receiving a blowjob. sometimes reffered to as pissing blowjobs or pb&j
Brad: Remember that time that matt got a reverse urinary blumpkin during the party?

Mark: WHYYYYY did that ever happen