urban dictionary

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by Hoodman1993 January 11, 2016

urban dictionary

A dictionary that makes a sex act out of every word.

John: Dude, Urban Dictionary says that a teabag is when you...

David: Yeah, I know, but to most people a teabag is what holds grounded tea leaves, and if my future kid asks you, that's what you're telling them, ok?!

by Dodgs June 8, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A place where you can post your opinion and have it published as a definition. Often times these opinions can be very disagreeable, rude, and outright wrong. Only useful for finding out dirty terms or slang words you don't know.

The only time I've used urban dictionary was to find out what spooning meant.

by Potatoe Joe July 27, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A website people go onto for fun. Most of the time people search up or add random words with random definitions.

"Im going onto the Urban Dictionary so I can laugh at the stuff people put on there."

by HEHE SISTER SNAPPED OOF November 3, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A site that was meant to be used for defining more informal words. What it actually turned into was something quite different. If you look up a name, you will see 16 million posts of either A) People who have a crush on the person with the name, or B) Someone who hates a person of that name. Also people share their politically incorrect views instead of properly defining a word.

Looks up 'Michael' on Urban Dictionary
Sees

'Michael: An amazing person with a great kiss and a big heart'

What the fuck is this?!

by ThatGuyWhoHatesEverything March 12, 2015

Urban Dictionary

The place you write in when you have nothing else to do.

"I'm about to scroll on urban dictionary."

by Rina Glass September 19, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The only slacking website I can use and my parents are fine with it because they think its something educational. ;)

Mother: "Honey, are you doing work"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016