toats mcgoats dr.scrots

totally taken up a notch

Hey man you wanna go to the club tonight
Toats mcgoats dr.scrots

by cabargstadt May 5, 2010

douche twat

One have the characteristics of both a douche and a twat. Specifically being whore-like and permiscuous, as well as pompous and idiotic.

Colin was acting like such a douche twat when he slept with that skanky asian.

by Jet Lej August 19, 2006

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat

George Carlin's list of 7 words that you cannot say on television!

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!

by INURA!!! April 13, 2009

Twat Rug

The female pubic hair

I love the softness of her twat rug

by kenwyngolf May 29, 2008

twatbat

A variety of a babybat, unusally between the ages of 18 and 24. Found mostly in places like industrial clubs (such as Das Bunker, especially), tends to wear gasmasks and extensive zombie makeup, slutty "fetish outfits", white contact lenses, acts drunk and stupid, always carries STDs, completely promiscuous, never had any geography, English composition or art history lessons. Considers him/herself a "dance king", while barely able to dance.
Carries excessive bodyfat due to eating junk food. "Industrial chav" or "industrial guido" are other names for a twatbat. Usually lives with their mom.

Female twatbat: Look at mah boobiez.. look how they're popping out of that corset..
Male twatbat: Get down on the floor and lick my boots, beotch

by izzyxx May 19, 2009

Twat Shaped Twat

When you're so mad at someone, all the good insults disapear from your head....and this is what you are left with!

I can't believe you did that! You are such a Twat Shaped Twat!

by MistressC February 4, 2010

twat tingle

A power women have to sense when a man is being found attractive by other women. This makes that man more attractive.

I wear a wedding ring because it gives women the twat tingle

by superdaveosborne July 4, 2010