Tampon Taster

A person with a REALLY crappy job

Look at that Tampon Taster over there, he sprays coating on the Queen Mary every day.

by HUMANDICTIONARY July 12, 2006

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tampon

a delicious cotton pad wrapped in cotton candy that when taken out of coochie is soaked in fruit punch flavored blood, and then eaten by the girl who used it😏😏

her tampon looked 😋

by oglegendboss2677 October 15, 2019

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Take out your tampon

Phrase directed towards someone who is acting like a chicken shit or pussy, about something that is not a big deal.

Joe, Bob, and I were going to pull some pussy, we asked Tim to go with us and he said "no, I'm not sure if I want to fuck a hooker" we told him "take out your tampon and live a little", so he did.

by Goldielox September 28, 2010

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temporary latrine

Means to shit your pants i.e. use your underwear as a temporary latrine...

'Her driving was so scary, i used my trousers as a temporary latrine!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

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Tampooning

The act of inserting a tampon into the orifice of a second individual. Does not necessarily imply consent or indicate which orifice.

Origin: tampon + poon + harpooning = tampooning

When my girlfriend is too drunk to change her maxipad it's time to go tampooning!

by Scrotash July 16, 2011

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