Weak tea

Another way of calling someone or something thing weak.

Bro: “I can easily take you down no problem.”
Dad: “Man, your weak tea.”

by Sneakycat June 2, 2023

Weak change

1. Having not enough money to purchase a product
2. The few coins in your pocket, too little to buy anything

Guy 1: Hey fam, got some extra cash? I got weak change right here
Guy 2: Naw, I got weak change here too

by TheBadBadger June 11, 2020

weak tongued

Unable to lie. Having a tendency to get caught when lying.

Jake is very weak tongued. His dad knew he went out drinking.

by DefinitelyNotRobert June 1, 2017

Weak kneed whore

A man or woman that talks bad about someone behind their back and acts like they like the person they talk bad about to their face and uses personal hurtful comments or insults to bother the person in front of whoever they were talking bad about the person to.

Watch him switch up, he is just another weak kneed whore.

by Itz_Ghøst January 26, 2023

weak steven

A sexual act when a man places his folded flaccid penis into a woman's vagina which causes an erection.

She wasn't in the mood and I wasn't either, so I threw her a weak Steven.

by Cre8er March 14, 2016

Weak Ass Juul

Stop smoking on that weak ass juul mane

“Aye mane, look at Numer smoking on that weak ass juul”

by NuhNumer August 7, 2019

Instant weak

A state of amusement or to have found something funny.

A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?

B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.

A: Shut the fuck up!

B: Haha, oh man instant weak.

by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 22, 2010