Thomas

Literally a dolphin (Google what dolphins do to each other... It‘s sexual. Don‘t do it if you‘re under 21 ugly gen z)

#1 Did you hear what Thomas did?
#2 Yeah, she‘s such a dolphin.

by stupidasshoe33 October 31, 2019

Thomas

a Millenial

Charles Hendrickson Gormon III: Hey, do you know Thima-
President Theodore Roosevelt: *Stabs him repeatively in the chest whilst singing Bohemian Rhapsody with the voice of Mr. Bean on crack cocain* Ok Boomer I have heard of him, but Thomas is a Millenial

by Luviux November 2, 2019

Thomas

Great with grammar and very sporty. Thomas is the type of guy you want to make friends with and he probably wants to make friends with you but just won’t say it. Thomas likes sport but isn’t always the best at it but is willing to give it a go.

Girl 1: omg I just met a guy with almost everything
Girl 2: he sounds like a Thomas

by I gawt a rocket launcher November 15, 2019

Thomas

The biggest boy in the room he is very thicc he plays qb and hes trash at it.

Thats Thomas over there

by ThiccKrabbyPatty November 15, 2019

Thomas

Thomas's are all basic bitches who have bad aim and tacky color opinions

Oh hey look there's Thomas

Oh dont fall for him, he has bad aim
Ok

by Pudle duc November 15, 2019

Thomas

a thomas is a guy who is usually a dickhead until he gets to know you. He generally dates girls named: Caroline, Sara or naomi. He’s real annoying but will stick up for u if he is friends with u otherwise he’s just a stupid ass.

*Sees a dick drawn on the board *
Person: wow that’s a work of a thomas right there

by supm8te October 20, 2019

Thomas

Thomases are short, have freckles, somewhat funny, arrogant, and could make you smile. They are good friends, and are clueless when it comes to relationships.

Kid: "look at that short kid."
Me: "He's probably a Thomas."

by Yeet Spagheet October 21, 2019