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america tax

The extra money, time, or quality of life lost as a result of doing business with or interacting with Americans.
The cashier short changed me and then got all confused when I protested; I never got my change back. I guess that's America Tax .
by Skinny Trucker October 13, 2015
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mr. america

Mr. America is a leader, usually one who is really nice, cool, and generally good at everything. Mr America is a term only for the top of the top and the strong witted.
Mr. America is an all-around leader type.

Person 1: Wow that person is really good at the trombone and is extremely cool!

Person 2: yeah! That's Mr America!
by Baloogasoulo June 30, 2016
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Anyplace America

Used as a filler for any random, average location somewhere in the United States.
Bob could care less what the average idiot in Anyplace America thought. He would always believe in the weed fairy.
by Digitalicious February 26, 2011
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Captain America

big buff patriotic roid-monkey from the 40’s
by JesusInAVan September 28, 2020
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America's History

A sexual act that requires great finesse and patriotism. It is between a man and a woman, starting with foreplay, representing the founding of Jamestown. This will lead to the arrival of Pilgrims who celebrate the first Thanksgiving, symbolized through the man feasting on the woman's vagina. The man will then "cross the Delaware" by switching from her vagina to her anus, representing the War for Independence. Next is the signing of the Declaration of Independence, signed by John Handcock and fifty-five others. The woman will give the man a hand job, or a blowjob depending on preference. Next the settlement of the West, bringing cowboys and gold mining to America. This is symbolized through the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position. After this would be the Civil War, in which the couple will engage in doggy style, vaginal for the North and anal for the South. Next is the the Prohibition Act, which is represented by the couple drinking a variety of alcohol, potentially from the oral, naval, or anal cavities. Following would be the baby boom, post-WWII, represented by the most popular sex position, missionary. This leads to America putting the first man on the moon in 1969, which will require the couple to engage in the sixty-nine position. This will end with the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991, leaving America as the only superpower in the world, symbolized by the man ejaculating onto the woman's face - a sign of dominance.
by May de Flower November 10, 2017
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salute to america

When a man gets a blowjob while wearing a powdered wig and holding a musket and both people sing the last part of the star spangled banner while he finishes..."for the laaaaaaand of the free! and the home of the brrrrraaaaaaave!"
George and Martha were late to the party because she was giving him a salute to america.
by xjoseporvidax July 3, 2014
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Mochi America

A demon sent to kill us all
Person 1: Have you ever seen Mochi America?
Person 2: Yeah he fucked my wife and killed my kids
by Original Name July 17, 2021
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