john sniper

basically a guy who’s really good at sniping. you think you can snipe him back but dude he’s really good at sniping

Sniper: “I’m gonna snipe this guy”

*Sniper gets sniped*
John Sniper: “Got em”
Random guy: “WOW, THIS GUYS A JOHN SNIPER!!”

by soreloser444 June 29, 2023

Dallas Sniper

When you gape a man's arsehole open, grab a champagne bottle and shoot the cork into the man's prostate without hitting the anus walls.

Man 1: Let's do something really freaky.
Man 2: I could give you a Dallas Sniper.
Man 1: what

by jdbrbyvbdhbf August 28, 2025

Suicide by Sniper

When a government or other powerful group kills a person who leaked incriminating evidence about them and pins it as a suicide/accident.

"Did you hear about how Epstein was supposed to leak the classified documents but killed himself before he could?"
"Nah, he didn't kill himself, he committed suicide by sniper."

by decrepitism December 20, 2023

The sniper

Social distancing sex position. Woman lays on the bed legs spread, man stands in the corner jerking off.....he shoots his pocket rocket into her target.

Q: congrats on the baby! How'd you fuck?
A: we used the sniper

by Olivaya April 29, 2020

Screen Sniper

Someone who stares at you and then decides to start shooting once you make eye contact in any PvP shooter.

I think that guy was looking at me for 30 seconds, what a screen sniper!

by ChillBroEntertainment April 21, 2021

Log Sniper

When a guy's sperm directly lands on a pussy once he ejaculates ten feet away from said pussy

"Call me a log sniper because you're gonna have a lil bro in nine months"

by Anchovy November 30, 2022

Sniper

Sniper is a vtuber professor in the vtuber cult (discord.gg/vtuber) a cool guy who loves yuri, and has many simps. (such as feral, feral, feral, feral and feral.)

"oh nice yuri pics sniper! ill be saving that in my gallery"

"SNIPER IS ONLINE!! SNIPER SNIPER SNIPER AHHHHHHH" feral screeches.

by vtubercultmember December 8, 2020