Moose Canoe

Like a motorboat.....only lower.....on a guy.

She gave me a moose canoe and I could feel my balls vibrating on her cheeks.

by Uber_Goose April 6, 2017

Moose grundle

The area between the moose ball sack and the bung.

There were some gnarly dingleberries hanging off that moose grundle. It was gross!

by Vanderweasel September 24, 2019

Moose Syrup

Canadian slang for cum/ejaculate/jizz

He jerked off in his cabin in the woods and busted a good load of moose syrup.

by caninja February 15, 2015

Flying Moose

Ok, so picture this: You're doing someone in the ass and you stand up tall.

You stretch out your fingers and put your thumgs in your ears so your fingers are pointing up.

and shout MOOOOO

George(while having anal intercourse): Hey, have you ever heard of the Flying moose?)
Sally: No...What are you doing
George(Stands up tall and puts thumbs in ears and stretches out fingers): MOOOOO

by Flying Moose September 21, 2006

punch a moose

verb. 1) to take a large dump

My distal colon alerted me that it was time to punch a moose.

by JosephD August 31, 2006

Team Moose

A group of little boys that gather to have seasonal gay-sex orgies. The team derived from a small university located in Northeast PA.

"Where are all of the girls at this party?", "I don't know man, it looks like Team Moose has taken it over, let's get out of here."

by Mr. Truffles December 15, 2007

milking the moose

(v): Jerking off Jered the Subway guy before he went on his diet.

I'd love a cold cut combo, but I can't do it since Steve was milking the moose last weekend!

by Austin Pealy January 27, 2012