Cock Bandit

1. A derogatory term used to describe a gay man.
2. An insult, most often used between males, meant to imply that one is homosexual

1. I left because they kept calling me a cock bandit
2.Stop staring at my ass you cock bandit

by Little Giant - Longhorn December 28, 2005

Twat Bandit

Man who easily seduces women

Mark is a real twat bandit, he's got a new woman in the sack evry weekend and they know it.

by Jason ! August 17, 2007

Bandit's Jackpot

A bandit's jackpot is what happens when a fecal expulsion resembles the winnings of a slot machine.

That shit was horrible, it was like I won the Skegness lottery, proper bandit's jackpot.

by Bounce Crown June 28, 2016

Alphabet Bandit

A member of the LGBTQIA movement.

Fred went to the LGBTQIA march. Those alphabet bandits have taken 27% of the alphabet as their own.

by Tony Button November 25, 2019

Wheaton Bandit

Bank Robber that has robbed several banks, some more than once, around the Wheaton, Illinois area. He hasn't been caught, but a man approached him while he was believed to be casing his next robbery and since then has vanished. Police believe he may have a military or law enforcement background due to how he handles the handgun used in his robberies.

Man, my friend is like the Wheaton Bandit. He used to steal stuff all the time and never got caught.

by BB555 December 30, 2012

Chimp Bandit

A chimp bandit is a person who steals chimps/apes/monkeys and eventually falls in love with the anthropod. And/or eats the chimp afterwards.

I swear I saw a monkey in his pocket, he is a chimp bandit.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

biscuit bandit

A ravishing amazon bounty hunter who defends breakfast from evil.

The Biscuit Bandit saved the day by protecting my waffles from Lord Lunchmeat!

by tacotue August 6, 2023