exploding starfish

When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.

I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.

by Half Time July 19, 2021

chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.

I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.

by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013

Saved that starfish

A phrase used when one solves a minute problem.

It is particularly useful when others in close proximity are unnecessarily stressed over the aforementioned bother.

A professor is giving a lecture with a PowerPoint. One slide has a minor typo and the entire class becomes disgruntled. Annoyed by the complaining students, and his embarrassing blunder, the professor edits the PowerPoint and mutters, “whew, we saved that starfish.”

by TheSavedStarfish May 29, 2021

Starfishing

When your girlfriend in laying naked on her stomach with her legs and arms spread open while waiting on your little friend.

When I got home from work my girlfriend was in bed starfishing.

by BiggieSmallz! June 28, 2024

Starfish

Verb.

Spralled out in a public space due to drug fueled euphoria

He was so high at the Widespread Panic show he starfished on the lawn

by Bumsd1 January 22, 2021

dusty starfish

Your asshole

Him: hey babe would you send me a pic
Her: of my dusty starfish? Sure <3

by doughnuthoee October 1, 2022

Starfish Superstar

A very small YouTuber, so small this YouTuber made his own Urban Dictionary page.

Person 1: Heard of a small channel called Starfish Superstar
Person 2: Never, one of the ones with like 100 Subcribers?
Person 1: Yeah, even less actually.

by Starfish Superstar (Pls Sub) June 29, 2020