chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.
I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.
by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013
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Blue Starfish

When you use a recently cleaned porta potty and your butthole gets splashed with the fresh blue water.
I can't stand it when I wind up with a blue starfish. Now I have to take a shower to scrub my butthole with a x-acto knife.
by Jinglebellgary May 03, 2022
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Blue starfish

When a girls butthole turns blue from pushing so hard during labor
Kayla had blue starfish last night when she shit out my kid.
by Kawishane January 19, 2021
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Pokin starfish

Male who enjoys “pokin starfish” is a man who enjoys sticking his penis in buttholes. Depriving from the term “chocolate starfish” in other words low key for saying gay guy!
Girl: that guy is cute,how do you know him?
Other girl: from work and he like “pokin starfish

Girl: ohh I guess I should have guessed. He reminds me of my friend Cheyne!
by Kristypatty February 26, 2020
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Cajun Starfish

The act in which a lit cigar is extinguished in a partner's asshole; this act is immediately followed by anal intercourse.
Steve gave me a Cajun Starfish last Tuesday and my asshole has been burning for days!!
by Big Syxxx September 03, 2011
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Starfish Prince

The male version of a Starfish Princess. Male sexual partner who remains 'unmoved' during lovemaking, physically non-responsive (like a starfish). They are basic in the bedroom, usually prefer cowgirl so they can just lay there or basic missionary. They also have a tendency to not last long in bed. They expect their partner to do all the work or just have no drive and just want to get it over as quick as possible.
Stacy took the Brad from the club after promising amazing sex only to be disappointed Brad just laid there like a Starfish Prince while Stacy had to get on top and did all the work. Brad is still confused and doesn't know why Stacy never called him back.

Sierra has complained for weeks that her boyfriend is never in the mood and when she finally gets him into bed to finally ravage her body, he goes Starfish Prince and just lays there on top of here barely moving and after 5 minutes is finished. He still doesn't know why they broke up.
by DaTrueDefinition October 05, 2019
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electric starfish

The sensation of a stinging asshole while taking a shit.
I've had the green apple splatters for three days and now I have bad case of electric starfish.
by Hy Pyke January 06, 2015
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