telepathy

is the transmission of information from one person to another without using any of our known sensory channels or physical interaction

I can hear a friend 2.2 km away using telepathy.

by XenoFazz February 28, 2013

Telecottaging

Verb. To telecottage / telecottaging.

Working from a home in the country with computer communication.

Nothing to do with cottaging.

I sold my flat in London and bought a cottage in Norfolk. Then I had a 2mbps line installed so I could telecottage.

by kilkrazy January 17, 2005

Telephone Tough-Guy

1. A person who has very mean and ruthless tones over the telephone.

2. One who exhibits characteristics of being a hardass over the telephone with any real muscle to back up their talk. Also makes threats over the phone with no intention of following though with them.

John: "Hey, you better quit fucking around with my sister or else..."

Jim: "Or else what?"

John: "I'm gonna break your legs and gouge out your eyes, fucker."

Jim: "Whatever, you're just a big pussy telephone tough-guy."

by Antonino G. July 5, 2009

Teleah

A smart girl. She know what she wants and when she wants it she going to get it. This girl doesn’t care about what comes out of her mouth 99% of the time. She is usually thick and fine and she of very independent and doesn’t ask for handouts from anybody. If any guy talks to Teleah all he think about is Teleah. Just the thought of Her makes him want to date her. She always keep her friends to a minimum and she doesn’t trust fast. You will know when she trust you,when she start to tell you everything! She can be goofy, rude, a freak, and stubborn it’s gonna be her way or no way. This girl can be a bit spoiled in a lot of different ways! Most of the time her favorite word is goofy or idgaf.

Man did you see how stubborn teleah was being today?

by Biggfactss August 16, 2018

saxophone telepathy

The telepathic bond shared by two or more saxophone players, typically in a marching band. This is undeniable and 100% true. One will often do the same most random things, or say the most random things at the same time. Also one will know when the other is happy sad or excited even nervouse. Often related to the bond shared between twins.

Sax player 1 and two at the same time: "These are not the droids you're looking for." Sax player two: "SAXOPHONE TELEPATHY"

by SaxKing1 August 28, 2012

talking to Ralph on the white telephone

Vomiting most profusely.

Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

telemarketer

a human being trying actually pay their bills just like the rest of you except they probably hate their jobs as telemarkets more than you hate them.

"i feel like i have no soul because i am a talented telemarketer. i need a beer."

by making more than i would at micky d's March 23, 2007