Teddy

Cute ass muthafucka and a pussy ass shindoro

"OMG TEDDY SENN HES A CUTE ASS MUTHAFUCKA"

by mcdavidlover2 February 13, 2022

Teddy

most sexiest guy from the bronx, boy so fine that he got every girl twitchibg and dripping😻😻soo hot actually rs his posture the way he walk the way he talk i aint gon lie i will take it w/o a rubber omgg and bc he from the X he SOO GANGSTA TOOO LIKE OH MYYYplays basketball rly good, rly smart, so hot, can play the guitar

SO F ING CONFIDENT AND SURE IN HIMSELF,has many friends, everyone fw him

overall a big hottie its probs soo long too xx

teddy: *walks outside*
girls: OMG OMG TEDDDY GIMME YO PHONE NUMBAA 😍😍ILY BAE LETS FUCK
teddy: "Damn i pull mad bitches"

by dickrider_fo_🧸 December 20, 2023

Teddy

Teddy is often an old fat man, usually making others uncomfortable. It is also slang for an Andrew Tate fan that no one likes.

You're being such a Teddy right now!

If you keep acting like a Teddy, we're going to be breaking up.

by vixtilu May 26, 2023

teddy bear

A loveable cddly man you can cuddle with whpo can be your teddy bear or a stuffed animal.

my boyfriend is such a teddy bear!
i still sleep with my teddy bear!?

by bxgxusxuxhyyy December 15, 2022

Teddy

People named Teddy are not funny people.

Teddy isn’t as funny as Erin.

by not.erin November 24, 2021

Pull a Teddy

To evade responsibilities to have fun.
To run away from one's duties to do something else.

I was in a meeting but it was boring so I had to Pull a Teddy.
Rachel did not show up to the fundraiser, she pulled a teddy.

by RamvoX February 19, 2021

Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.

I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!

by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023