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tech house

A cross breed of house and techno music, generally keeping the tempo, beat and rhythm of a house song. Electronic and synthetic instruments are usually laid over to form the fusion of house and techno.
DJ MofoSam played a sick set last night. After he busted out that chunky house set, he delved into some dope tech house that got the whole crowd jumping.
by MofoSam June 10, 2003
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Brooklyn Tech

A prestigious school in Brooklyn; one of the three Elite High Schools on New York. Despite what everyone writing these definitions has to say, Brooklyn Tech doesn't match what all of the myths speak about it. Yes, there is drug activity but it isn't as much as everyone tells you. There will be days when you smell weed Brooklyn Tech is NOT filled with idiots and potheads but really smart people; a lot of geniuses.

Individual attention can sometimes be hard to receive. All of your teachers WILL know your names, don't worry.

Brooklyn Tech is filled with many good teachers (Such as the man who invented the rechargeable battery) and also bad teachers (Those who are biased towards a certain gender or want to make everyone miserable).

Brooklyn Tech was my second choice on the SHSAT and Stuyvesant was my first. Ironically, I am very happy that I made it into Tech. Shortly after taking the SHSAT, I found out that Stuyvesant students often get very little sleep; their environment is very competitive. They will tell you of their "We're-All-In-This-Together" atmosphere but many of my friends have confirmed that this is a lie.

Brooklyn Tech really does contain the atmosphere in which everyone helps each other out and the only ones left behind are those who see themselves as better than everyone else or those who don't interact with their classmates at all.

It is one of the greatest schools in New York and in the U.S.

TIP: Figure your teachers out and learn their behaviors.
A: Damn, I forgot all about the presentation today.
B: No prob, man, I'll help you out.
A: Thanks! You're a life-saver.

C: Damn, 75 in ____'s class again! What am I doing wrong!?
D: Don't worry about it, dude. I had him last year. Almost impossible to pass with above an 85 unless you're a hot girl with big boobs. You'll get over it. He's just one obstacle in your life.
C: I guess you're right, it's just one a-hole in my life. He doesn't matter.

E: Hey, where do you go to school?
F: Brooklyn Tech, why do you ask?
E: Brooklyn Tech!? Damn, you must be really smart. I heard the work load is a killer!
by TehBenus October 1, 2012
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tech effect

The effect noticed on males at Michigan Tech. The longer you're at Tech, the better the girls look and the lower your standards get!
"Dude, that girl's hot!"

"No way man, you're just affected by the Tech Effect."
by wings_2008 August 29, 2008
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Cell Tech

Slang for Steroids.

Popularized by Bodybuilding.com forums
Person A: Think I can look like this guy by next year?

Person B: Phil Health? No, hes on Dat Dere Cell tech
by GhetHugeOrDieMirin January 26, 2014
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tech

v.

To organize a show or production; to work behind the scenes at a play or concert.
I teched the concert...the lights got so messed up because none of the techies paid attention.
by someone July 18, 2004
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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who patches da holez in da roof of hiz trailer with free aol discs.
bubba: hot damn! version 9 is here at last!
htrn: good! git up thar on da roof & fix it before it starts ta rain agin.
by daDebil January 15, 2004
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tech-nickel genius

n. derogatory term for someone who has very cheap or outdated audiovisual or computer equipment.
There's no danger of watching 3-D movies at my house! My husband, the tech-nickel genius, soldered a new vacuum tube into the betamax.

Some tech-nickel genius from IT installed my firewall backwards so the only e-mail I get is spam and porn.
by gnostic1 September 18, 2010
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