teabag

Performing a dunk during a basketball game within close proximity of a defender such that near the apex of your jump you are able to spread your legs and place your scrotum near or on the defender's face.

EX1. Damn that dunk was nasty; fool got teabagged!
EX2. For Shawn Bradley to be so huge he sure gets teabagged alot!
EX3. Yao needs to get a mean streak and stop letting smaller players teabag him.

by 0xfefe July 3, 2005

teabagger

A disorder of a repressive socialist who desires to demonize freedom loving Americans.

The teabaggers attacked the tea bag party participants by projecting their own feelings of inadequacy upon the crowd.

by Mrs. Liberty March 25, 2010

teabag

After killing your enemy you violently couch in their face and bend up and down.

I killed a guy and teabaged him.

by matchbox May 12, 2014

Teabag pocketwatch

When you teabag a person in the sun and hold your dick up like a sundial.

Hit this person with a teabag pocketwatch and it was 3:30 with a chance of sweaty eyelids

by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019

Teabag

Is someone wants to have sex or fuck

Emma: omg me and billy teabaged last night

Guy that has a crush on her: uhh me and uh the uhhh teacher teabaged!!!!

by Ambie bambie August 10, 2019

teabag

A little bag that contains tea that will soon turn into some delicious liquid. Definitely not something sexual. Stay holy kids

Hand me a teabag, I’m sick.

by anasp!! February 3, 2020

Webcam Teabag

A variation on the Teabag. With this you swing your balls at the webcam for the benefit of the other people in the video chat. The webcam teabag is often done to shock and prank. For example, opening a video chat to discuss the next days economics assignment, but then the other person just sees all balls.

"I thought Steve was starting a video chat so I could see his new Futurama poster, but he ended up just webcam teabagging me."

by P. Chu July 28, 2009