Ryans Toy Review

I swear to god this shit was fire when i was 5

I love RYANS TOY REVIEW when i was 5

by Ryans Toy Review July 10, 2024

Sperm toy

Basically the submissive top version of the term"fucktoy"

Could also be written as "Spermtoy" or "Sperm-toy"

(Probably has breeding kink undertones, can be used for both gay and straight sex)

Boy1(getting his cock ridden): Ngghh~!

Boy2(riding Boy1's dick):*Twink-ass chuckle* Awww~ I'm gonna make you my sperm toy now...

by NAKAKAPAGPABAGABAG January 26, 2025

REDACTED TOY

A censored way of saying "Sex toy", numerous examples include fleshlights, dildos, and masturbators

Don't use a REDACTED TOY!!! You're not going to get a spouse with this!!

by ThomasBloxia May 11, 2025

adult toy

Extending far beyond just dildos and sex toys, "adult toy" refers to any playful item or toy that adults enjoy using, regardless of whether it was originally intended for children. This can include anything from board games, adult collectibles, to LEGO sets that bring joy or entertainment to grown-ups.

After a long week, I finally pulled out my favorite adult toy—a classic LEGO set I used to play as a kid. Who knew nostalgia could be so much fun.

by Emotional Cruiser August 8, 2025

Hot toy

An expensive, highly sought after collectible action figure. Many virgins tend to obsess over them, but on the other end of the spectrum, they may even get you laid.

Adam: I love hot toys!
Woman: fuck yeah *clothes eviscerate*

by TMNT SCRAPER November 18, 2025

Poor boys toy

The sudden realization of knowing you were so poor, that if you didn't wake up with boner in the morning, you had nothing to play with all day.

So, I heard johnny only had a poor boys toy to play with, since his family couldn't afford to buy him one.

by oneboredguard January 8, 2012

Jews (Hitlers Toy)

Jews, are people that loved to play in the oven, they would get there dick cut at the very top.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.

JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?

-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"

by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019