Zero Sum Total

Outcome of failed incursion or influence strategy wherein no victory can be achieved.

A zero sum total occurs when a planned strategy faces an inevitable outcome where the probability of success becomes zero and nothing is achieved.

Examples of real world zero sun totals:

Zero Sum Total Political Strategy:
The 45th President continually claims the nation is in decline by degrading any positive results made by the 46th President. In doing so, they create a mindset that positive outcomes are not possible regardless who has achieved them. This results in no net gains of solutions for the nation.

Geopolitical Example: Russia aims to conquer ukraine but must destroy ukraine to conquer and by doing so unites majority of world against Russia and their Allie’s while achieving no real physical victory.

by Boomerboy79 July 31, 2023

Total sex day

9 April should be national total sex day cuz Gerard Way was born this day

« OMG did you know that National total sex day was actually called National total sex day because Gerard Way was born this day?! »

by jkjkdany May 26, 2020

Total Eclipse of The Butt

When one poops in such a manor that it lands back on his/hers butt, leaving a relatively large dark-colored spot on that individual's butt- resembling a total eclipse.

"My little sister left her mini trampoline in the toilet and I didn't see it late at night and experienced a Total Eclipse of The Butt."

by ThemGoodOlBoys August 1, 2020

Totally gummed out

When someone has eaten so many edible cannabis gummy candies that they're very, very stoned and acting very, crazy.

" Katie can't seem to stop giggling, laughing, making weird jokes and crazy comments....she is totally gummed out!"

by ABMS August 20, 2019

total shart party

synonomous with a clusterfuck, a totally messed up situation.

Well that meeting was a total shart party, we didn't accomplish anything.

by corporate america May 6, 2018

totally functional human

A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.

That guy over there in the corner is a " totally functional human "

by Crystalice111 May 24, 2018

Total Concentration Breathing

A pattern of breathing from the anime Kimetsu No Yaiba(Demon Slayer). Total Concentration Breathing allows for a Demon Slayer, people who kill demons in the anime, to gain as much strength as a demon. This also for people who have mastered this breathing to use elements type of things, like, Water Breathing, Flame Breathing, etc. It is not easy to do Total Concentration Breathing

Spoiler Alert

It is also believed that the creator of this type of breathing could use all the types of breathings, including Sun Breathing, which is believed to be the strongest of all breathings. The first Demon Slayer was related to Tanjiro Kamado and therefore Tanjiro Kamado can use Sun Breathing.

There are currently 11 types of breathings in the anime, which are, Breath of Flame, Breath of Water, Breath of Thunder, Breath of Wind, Breath of Wind, Breath Of Moon, Breath of Sun; With Breath of Moon being the only one created and used by a demon, i.e, Michikatsu Tsugikuni, or, Kokushibo.

Guy 1: "I'm going to start learning Total Concentration Breathing from today."
Guy 2: " Sure you are."

by fridgeSlayer September 6, 2021