Moose Canoe

Like a motorboat.....only lower.....on a guy.

She gave me a moose canoe and I could feel my balls vibrating on her cheeks.

by Uber_Goose April 6, 2017

moose fuckin

an event thats to good for what someones trying to take there. To make fun of someone or their junk.

JASON:Were going street racing
SCOTTY:Good im taking my camaro!
JASON:I wouldnt drive that thing to a moose fuckin.

other example:
JOSH:Why arent you inviting Scotty to the concert?
JASON:His B O stinks, he couldnt attend a moose fuckin!

by bobtheagent January 25, 2009

Boobie moose

The moose that the brands Abercrombie and Abercrombie & Fitch put on the boob area of girls' and womens' shirts, sweaters, and polos sometimes.

Ali: I got a new sweater from Abercrombie. It has a moose on the boob.

Lillie: That's a boobie moose!

by katy. taylor. britney. <3 May 12, 2010

Flying Moose

Ok, so picture this: You're doing someone in the ass and you stand up tall.

You stretch out your fingers and put your thumgs in your ears so your fingers are pointing up.

and shout MOOOOO

George(while having anal intercourse): Hey, have you ever heard of the Flying moose?)
Sally: No...What are you doing
George(Stands up tall and puts thumbs in ears and stretches out fingers): MOOOOO

by Flying Moose September 21, 2006

punch a moose

verb. 1) to take a large dump

My distal colon alerted me that it was time to punch a moose.

by JosephD August 31, 2006

Team Moose

A group of little boys that gather to have seasonal gay-sex orgies. The team derived from a small university located in Northeast PA.

"Where are all of the girls at this party?", "I don't know man, it looks like Team Moose has taken it over, let's get out of here."

by Mr. Truffles December 15, 2007

milking the moose

(v): Jerking off Jered the Subway guy before he went on his diet.

I'd love a cold cut combo, but I can't do it since Steve was milking the moose last weekend!

by Austin Pealy January 27, 2012