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blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.
1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!
by anonymous person… November 7, 2023
mugGet the blade my ballsmug.

Tape-on-a-saw-blade

Trying to fix a situation only to hurt your own self.
Idk why Jack is always trying to get with that bitch Amanda. That’s like tape-on-a-saw-blade .
by BigDogYanaBo September 18, 2020
mugGet the Tape-on-a-saw-blademug.

james blades

a granny basher, has about 1000 kids n at least one is autistic
oreyt james blades calm it down with the grannys
by iamgonnakashootmyself October 15, 2018
mugGet the james bladesmug.

Blade of Grass

A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.
“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”
by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024
mugGet the Blade of Grassmug.

blade

the hottest fucking emo man known to man kind. I wanna rail him so fucking hard it’s not even funny. put me and him in a room together, and one of us will be coming out pregnant (it will NOT be me‼️‼️)

I wanna pull on blade’s pretty hair as i roughly pound his ass like there is no tomorrow.. I need him tied up on my bed, whimpering with streams of tears made of pleasure streaming down his face. I wanna fill him up with my load bro, he’s on my mind 24/7. I can’t control it, whenever I see him I start squealing and get on all fours.
A : “blade is so fucking hot I’m bouta bust⁉️”
B : “that’s so relatable :3”
by jingrenenjoyer October 16, 2023
mugGet the blademug.

Rusty Sling Blade

Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.
Guy: Babe can we do The Rusty Sling Blade tonight?
Girl: Aw fine. But I get to peg you afterward.
by King Unga Bunga April 19, 2021
mugGet the Rusty Sling Blademug.

Blade

He probably has a mullet .He is very cute and kind .Lives in the country every girl want him to be their boyfriend he is always found outside and loves to fish
I wanna date blade so bad 🤤🤤🤤🤤
by anonymous December 2, 2020
mugGet the Blademug.

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