Teabag Bandit

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.
Sam "I saw a photo of Josh getting tea bagged last night, but you couldn't see who's balls it was"

James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"
by secretsquirrel2 July 29, 2014
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White Russian Teabag

To begin prep bring with you a small cup of milk( or half'n' half) and set to the side. Also you will have to be nice and hard.
Step 3: Assume the position over the recipients open mouth.
Step 4: Begin pourin a small stream of milk down the bottom side of the shaft so that it runs down the shaft and off the bottom of your sack dripping/ drizzling into recipients mouth
"Bro, I swear if you fall asleep first I am gonna have to White Russian Teabag you!"
by Jenna-Cyde February 4, 2023
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Vampire Teabag

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
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Devil's Teabag

I was out on the nude beach for too long today and now I have a Devil's Teabag
by dswow May 9, 2020
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Western Teabagging

When you teabag someone wearing a cowboy hat and assless chaps

Provide gossip to Americans about other Americans.
“There ain’t enough room for the both of us partner, prepare for some Western Teabagging!”

“She wouldn’t give us the Western Teabag we asked for.”
by Mallywags June 27, 2019
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Teabag

A small pouch filled with dried plants.
British people and people who want to be british people dip them in hot water. The chemicals from the plants then diffuse into the water, turning it into tea.

Teabags were first introduced in America, around 1908.

May also refer to online players repeatedly crouching on your dead body to gloat when they fucking kill you, cheaters.
Person A: *dips teabag in water*

Person B: "You're doing it wrong!" *grabs shotgun and one-shots Person A, then teabags them*
by DiamondAppendix September 18, 2018
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Romanian Teabag

A variant of the teabag where the teabagee's head is lifted from the ground instead of the teabagger squatting down, similar to the Romanian Deadlift.
Alectris: I just got myself killed on Dreamwalker. Why's Ravvager standing over my body?
Tjuvradden: He's about to give you a Romanian Teabag.
by Ravvager November 18, 2020
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