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Molyneux Syndrome

The mindset of a game developer who thinks that his/her game can deliver 'everything (the audience) has ever hoped for' in a game of that genre.

This mindset is named for the developer of Fable, Peter Molyneux. Though a solid game, Fable did not hold up to the revolutionary and dynamic RPG it was set up to be.
He makes sky-high promises and claims he can make a game pretty much by himself and in Flash; this guy has Molyneux Syndrome written ALL over him.
Molyneux Syndrome by mkbrangan December 26, 2011

hoodrat deficiency syndrome

Also known as HDS, hoodrat deficiency syndrome is a serious ailment resulting from a lack of easy hoodrat poon so far in one's life. Often found in individuals recovering from a recent bout of virginitis.

HDS can lead to reduced self-confidence, fear of girls, and repetitive stress injuries in the wrists.

Usually cured by slaying 30-40 hoodrats.

"Man, why is Max such a pussy around girls?"
"Oh dude. He's got hoodrat deficiency syndrome."

"Thanks urban dictionary! Now I know I have HDS!"
"Word son, now go romp on a bunch of uggos till you realize bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks.

rapsberger's syndrome 

A dude who drones on and on about nothing but rap music and rap records, not only to the exclusion of all other music but also to the exclusion of all other topics, and in a way that seems to place him on the low end of the autism spectrum.
dude: So I picked up that blahblahblah remix on yaddayaddayadda records the other day.
Me: Oh yeah? (aside): wish i didn't have to be so polite...but I know he's got rapsberger's syndrome

dude: I just saw that my "MC MyDJIsAWhiteGuy feat. AnotherWhiteDJ" white label is listing for 18 bucks online. Not that I'd ever sell it.
Me: Wow. Sell you this one for $5.
dude: Thanks I've been looking for a quintuplicate. And just let me know if you have any questions about my unmixed mix CD I foisted upon you last week.

Neverending menstruation syndrome 

When a woman is always like having she's menstruation, getting easily upset, overacting and making big deal of random stupid things.

It's a softer kind of the raging bitch disorder with attention whore features.
-Mary is acting weird and furious these days, she must be having a raging bitch disorder.

-No buddy, not only these days, she definitely has a Neverending menstruation syndrome.

Tiny Heart Syndrome

Noun \ˈtī-nē ˈhärt ˈsin-ˌdrōm also -drəm \

Severe clinical condition in which the affected does not have the resolve to complete a task that has become mildly to moderately challenging. Often seen when one attempts physical activity or a mentally taxing task like texting whole words or adding without a calculator. The only known cures for THS are forced toughening activities (i.e. barefoot 25 mile road marches, playing tag with porcupines, 10 mile runs at a 7 mile/min pace in a minefield, stealing food from a pride of hungry lions, chewing aluminum foil etc.)
“Where is Mike? “

“His Tiny Heart Syndrome kicked in and he crashed on a log with a bag of Cheetos.”

“WTF? We’ve been walking 5 min. We just left the parking lot.”
Tiny Heart Syndrome by Green_Machine November 14, 2013

Gabbie Hanna Syndrome

When you can’t stop begging for attention and starting drama with people who haven’t interacted with you in years; using ADHD as an excuse for wretched behavior.
Oh my god, do you have GHS (Gabbie Hanna Syndrome)? You’re seeming very cancellable today.