Person1: so Mike got 20 matches on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: yeah, but he's been suicide swiping. You should see some of the grenades he matched with.
Person 2: yeah, but he's been suicide swiping. You should see some of the grenades he matched with.
by chirimoyalover May 27, 2020
Get the Suicide swiping mug.When a old lady fills her mouth with warm oatmeal and proceeds to shove your cock in her mouth and swish it while sucking you off.
Devin: "That old lady behind the counter is kinda hot".
Jose: "Do you think she like knows how to suck it?"
Devin: "Shit! She has been around forever she probably invented the -Oatmeal Swish- she's so old".
Jose: "Do you think she like knows how to suck it?"
Devin: "Shit! She has been around forever she probably invented the -Oatmeal Swish- she's so old".
by Keith Dillan March 8, 2021
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Said of an individual so below one's contempt that they are judged by the beholder as underserving of a slur that might evoke the dignity of three-dimensions -- e.g., "you piece of shit". Instead, it has been appraised that such an individual is best described in two dimensions, by way of evoking the spread of fecal material on some purpose designed or improvised substrate, directly from one's rectal orifice, with an aim of transferring a maximum of said recently extruded fecal material to said substrate at completion of the act of defecation. The resulting fecal material-laden substrate provides an indicator of success in the mundane act wiping one's bum, and is thus appropriately given the name "ass swipe". This concept evolved linguistically to be used figuratively for derogatory and defaming effect on the intended target of this label.
1. Observing his behavior over time, I feel at a loss to fathom just how contemptible Joe is. What a piece of shit! No, that's way too generous. Joe's a fucking ass swipe.
2. How do you feel now, ass swipe, laying in your own blood after I kicked your face in?
3. That ass swipe didn't even have the balls to come up and tell me to my face!
2. How do you feel now, ass swipe, laying in your own blood after I kicked your face in?
3. That ass swipe didn't even have the balls to come up and tell me to my face!
by Lambda70 April 25, 2021
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Josh talking to his bunkie in prison "dude I was eating this girls pussy one time and she had pussy dingleberries". Bunkie responds "yeah man, she must be a hyper swiper"
Kelly could be a hyper swiper which is why there was TP stuck to her pubic hair.
My husband had to spit out a piece of toilet paper in the middle of eating me out, I've really got to stop hyper swiping!
Kelly could be a hyper swiper which is why there was TP stuck to her pubic hair.
My husband had to spit out a piece of toilet paper in the middle of eating me out, I've really got to stop hyper swiping!
by Missy Kitty May 27, 2023
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*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders
*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders
by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011
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