pond scum sucking

The lowest of the low life. Lower than whale shit. The dregs of the dregs.

When Facebook lauched open registration every pond scum sucking, bottom-feeding, porn-addicted, low life perv started prowling member sites, looking for cheerleader babes to drool over.

by Coriolus October 21, 2008

sucking cock

Just do it

Keith:Can you suck my cock
Ciara:yes daddy

Keith:hell yeah!!!
Ciara:I love sucking cock but only yours babe this big juicy cock

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by That boy keif February 4, 2014

sucking Hitler's dick

colloquial phrase. Indicates the worst of something. Nothing could ever be worse than sucking Hitler's dick. If the idea of sucking dick isn't unpleasant to you, then bringing pleasure to a mass murdering egomaniac hopefully is. The phrase can be expanded upon to give extra emphasis of just how terrible by describing the size, sweatiness, or that he'd eaten asparagus and came in your mouth without warning you first.

"This party is really sucking Hitler's dick."

"I totally sucked Hitler's dick on that test, why did I even bother taking it."

"Last week's workload sucked Hitler's salty, sweaty dick. And it's a huge cock... then he sprayed his Arian jizz in my eye."

by nukespike October 1, 2011

Sucking Asshole

To liberally Inhale the contents of someones asshole.

Hey you! where you going? Come back suck my asshole! It's Clean... I promise!!!

by Christina October 16, 2003

ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool

That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.

by Rondog December 16, 2007

potato sacking

throwing one over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

Alex was potato sacking me.

by ticklberry November 12, 2009

sucking streak

A more alliterative and shameful way to describe a losing streak

Phil: The 76ers of the NBA have lost 15 in a row and the games were not even close!
Mike: Yes, they are in quite a sucking streak right now!

by Boxcar Bob March 20, 2014