Stretchin Gretchin

To stage a attempted kidnapping. To try to get sympathy. Also see. To pull a Smollet

Some crazy left wing nuts tried to pull a Stretchin Gretchin on the Governor.

by Toldbetruth October 9, 2020

stretching lip

when someone is talking crap or embeleshing the truth

Ashley is mad at Nataly so she talks bad about her with yvette and amy. Ashley is stretching lip about nataly

by NatalyBabe! August 19, 2008

Stretchlemur

The act of fingering a small puppy, while lighting a blunt with a pencil, drawing a picture with your toes, listening to Duran Duran, and watching skat porn; To completely rape somebody in every aspect of everything and anything ever imagined in the whole entire universe.

Oh....damn....I just stretchlemurred the piss out of you.

by ChillyWilly321 May 21, 2011

Stretchy 8

When a woman has had tons of sex vaginally and anally, her holes (which resemble the number 8, especially when texting an iLady) get stretched out considerably. A stretchy 8 is also achieved by the modern lesbian as her partner might be a bit too ambitious when picking out the size of their strap on.

"I slept with this girl last night and could hardly feel that I was even inside her!! Talk about a stretchy 8 - after several kids and apparently tons of sex, her shit was loose as a goose!! She needs a vaginal rejuvenation or to get going on some kegal exercises!! Damn!!

by wildcatavm2 September 2, 2011

stretcherous

any road, ski slope, trail, beach or other venue of fun which may cause you to end up in an ambulance

The icy trails look stretcherous today.

by duff44 February 12, 2015

Stretchgasm

Commonly known as the moment of intense pleasure, either seated or standing, resulting from someone who has been motionless for an extended period of time finally stretches all of his or her muscles simultaneously, resulting in an inadvertently loud sigh of relief or other abnormal vocalization.

Guy: *stretches and makes obnoxious noise*
Girl: "What was that?"
Guy: "We've been sitting here so long I just had a stretchgasm"

by Fooshmow August 16, 2016

Screen Stretcher

A player in super smash brothers who waits on the edge of the map causing the camera to zoom out and "stretch the screen" Also see "camping"

That dick is standing on the edge screen stretching, I can't see shit! what a screen stretcher.

by poping literary techniques September 28, 2009