cleveland steamer

To "lay down" a "track" in the "valley" on your partner while making "choo choo" noises.

I gave her a cleveland steamer and laid down a good track

by fobes June 16, 2004

Cleveland Steamer

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\

by MC Flunk October 17, 2008

Steamed Hams

Typical definition said by Skinner when he waited the lunch.

Principal Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.

Superintendant Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.

Superintendant Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.

Superintendant Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?

Principal Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.

Superintendant Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."

Principal Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no; it's an Albany expression.

Superintendant Chalmers: I see.

Chalmers takes a bite of the "steamed ham"

Superintendant Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.

Superintendant Chalmers: For steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes

Superintendant Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

shows Skinner the grill marks

Principal Skinner: Uh... you know... one thing I sh -... 'scuse me for one second.

by M4ttl December 26, 2016

Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top

When a chick performs a regular Cleveland Steamer, topped off with her used tampon.

Normally she'll do a Cincinnati bowtie, but this time she went for the Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top.

by daltonator April 1, 2008

Kearney Steamer Boy

Old bald headed man with a small small dick who lives in Kearney Nebraska and loves for guys to poop on him.

The Kearney Steamer Boy loved it when Hartley steamed all over his face !!

by Peg Boy May 27, 2011

Steamed Clam

The ultimate act of revenge upon a cheating girlfriend. This is the process in which you buy a bottle of hand sanitizer and simply remove its label and replace it with a label from a bottle of lube. Use the sanitizer as lube and she will receive the burning sting of retribution.

She cheated on me so I gave her the steamed clam.

by BGOFTACH January 18, 2010

Sioux City Steamer

the act taking a crap on the front seat (usually drivers side) of a car

Al was red-faced angry when he sat in what appeared to be a Sioux City Steamer, left in his front seat.

by pacoytaco November 4, 2009