Broken Spokes

When aperson only enjoys having sex in their butt, eventually the sphincter will stretch out and quit snapping back. It starts to resemble a bicycle tire with broken spokes.

Kevin insisted on taking his boyfriend's 13" cock up his butt. Years of being the receiver had stretched out his sphincter, Everytime he farted it sounded like he was yawning. His boyfriend told him that he definitely had the worst case of "broken spokes" he had ever seen.

by Shucky Kunt February 14, 2019

Sticks and Stones

You can take the house and everything in it

Keep the diamond ring 'cause that's how I meant it

Sticks and stones are all they ever were to me

This material life with all it's value

Don't mean a thing to me without you

The love that we once had is all I need

So take everything we have if it makes you happy

But darling let me say before I leave

These sticks and stones ain't all that makes a home

They don't have arms to hold you when love goes wrong

Now you say we are through

Those sticks and stones may break me

But the words you said just tore my heart in two

Remember when we didn't have a dime between us

You took my hand and said we don't need much

Just as long as we're together we would be fine

Now we've acquired all I thought would please you

I gave everything you know that I could

And still you're telling me you're not satisfied
So take everything we have if it makes you happy

But darling let me say before I leave

These sticks and stones ain't all that makes a home

They don't have arms to hold you when love goes wrong

Now you say we are through

Those sticks and stones may break me

But the words you said just tore my heart in two

These sticks and stones may break me

But the words you said just tore my heart in two

by Death Menace November 12, 2022

Stoke-on-Trent

Recently voted "The worst place to live in all of the U.K." In no way is related to the Australian saying "i'm stoked"

I drove through stoke on trent, it looked like all the buildings needed a good wash to get all the soot off them.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

stoked

to be excited about something

I'm stoked about the football game, man.

by Matthew TJ November 1, 2007

as old as the Rolling Stones

Quite simply, since the "World's Greatest Rock'N'Roll Band" is still around today (they formed in 1962), they still put out great albums ("A Bigger Bang" is REALLY good!), they still deliver great shows (I saw them live in 1997), as well as the fact they invented hard rock which set the foundation for many more styles like heavy metal, punk rock and more, and most of the original rock'n'rollers are either dead (Chuck Berry and Little Richard are exceptions) or the original superstar bands are disbanded then this term refers to age and generations. Yet the Stones still draw in so many fans of all ages because they're still vibrant and alive despite their years. Because of their legendary ground-breaking status the Rolling Stones are also nicknamed the Granddaddies of Rock'N'Roll, or similar appelations.

I saw Live 8 on TV. I saw Will Smith do a brief set and up next was the psychedelic rock powerhouse Pink Floyd. Of the four musicians, bassist Roger Waters looked the best - he sported a shock of gray hair, yet he still had all his hair. On the other hand, what hair guitarist David Gilmour had left was thinning and nearly white and he had a paunch. Drummer Nick Mason and keyboardist Richard Wright (R.I.P.) had their hair salt and pepper laced with gray. Still, they played really well. It's sad to realize that this was to be the last Pink Floyd show ever but this unforgettable evening was a wonderful way for the band to make their fare-dee-well. After I saw this I switched off the boob tube and told my folks about it outside. I had seen Pink Floyd live in 1994 and they looked different (older) in 2005. My dad said "What do you figure? Pink Floyd is as old as the Rolling Stones". Well, Pink Floyd DID form before I was born. Who will carry the torch? Richard Wright, R.I.P.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 28, 2009

Smokeshow

A girl who is both smoking hot and entertaining.

Man those girls we ran into at the bar last night were such smokeshows, we should've stuck with them all night

by Hitman73 January 21, 2011

stones in pocket

To put stones in one's pockets means one is going to commit suicide. This term comes from the method of suicide employed by Virginia Woolf when she put a large stone in her pocket and walked into a river to drown herself.

That concert was so boring I was about to put stones in my pockets.

by Tracey December 28, 2003