Sigma Male

Introverted alpha bro, and usually your roommate who hates everyone in the town he now lives in because he rarely goes outside, yet has many concrete opinions on things he's never experienced. "I dont need anyone else. I only need myself," type beat. However, they moms give them boxes of food and work 10-20 hours a week. Not all sigma males are silver platter, though.

Their romance relationships are short lived since they rarely see past the bridge of their nose. Will stand in your doorway and monotonely talk about culturally appropriating a native Peruvian tribe for aesthetic purposes only, and will tell you to take 5ml of crab salt and lake soot with your protein shakes because Joe Rogan made an ad for it. Then proceeds to take meth molly after his DMT trip. These mf think this is creative mode, while we all playing on survival.

My roommate just got back from an ayahuasca trip, and he will NOT stop listening to Joe Rogan. He also bought some raw sheep hide on etsy after he found out he's 0.08% Peruvian from Ancestry.com. His Toyota Tacoma plates say Cali and I'm worried about whether his mom is coming to drop off his food today because he hasn't turned on the blender in over 5 hours. He's soooo Sigma male.

by Septum got ripped out December 8, 2021

Delta Sigma Pi

a weak and pathetic co-ed business fraternity that pretends to be professional but is actually made up of a bunch of pussies.
Gets the shit beat out of them on a routine basis by the obviously superior Alpha Kappa Psi.

DSP = Dick Sucking Pussies
"That kid is out back throwing up after a beer and a half. He must be in Delta Sigma Pi."

by tdm duh December 6, 2006

sigma omicron pi

A West Coast Asian interest sorority. Also commonly referred to as, "S-O-Pis". Many of the campuses that sport chapters of SOPi also have a chapter of KDPhi, Alpha Kappa Delta Phi.

"KDPhi, spread your thighs.
SOPis, look like guys." (Sigma Omicron Pi)

by Gordon Lee September 14, 2007

Stimma

used most frequently as an excuse to not touch a female.

"dude i so couldnt do that, imma stimma"

by Brandon,Jason,Leah June 14, 2006

Sigma Male

Someone (typically a man) who does not wipe after pooping.

"Tom is crying on the floor with dry shit on his ass, he must be a sigma male"

by Cinnamopumpkin September 30, 2021

sigma male

The highest level of human being in existence

Look, it's Maya and Ignacio! They're Sigma Males!

by aghewughpag October 21, 2021

Sigmatic

A sigmatic is the type of senile old man who plays FGC games and gets their Twitter @ stolen by dudes named Tom Robinson

Tom Robinson: “Haha beat cha on the name grab. We know who the REAL Sigmatic is here pussy boi. Cry me a river.”

by Obama_658 March 2, 2021