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caca store

A retail store that sells low-quality merchandise.
I wouldn't buy anything at that caca store because anything you buy in there will break in a day or two.
by DuWayne November 6, 2019
mugGet the caca storemug.

grocery store syndrome

when a guy/ girl is never satisfied with the relationship they have and as always looking for the better guy/girl.
I feel bad for Dan. Naomi has a bad case of grocery store Syndrome.
by E_Z_KOOL September 1, 2014
mugGet the grocery store syndromemug.

Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands
Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022
mugGet the Store brandmug.

the store

My dad said he went to the store to get some milk, but he never came back
mugGet the the storemug.

Store

The place you go if you want to see hookers in the front of it soon asking you to go in the shed and have some fun after you cum out with bagels in her ass and lube in yours
Hey that guy just went to the store

The store man so creep shit happens there
mugGet the Storemug.

Store defective

Being mistaken for an employee of a store you are shopping in because you are wearing your work uniform.
"excuse me young man could you show me where the vagasil is?"

"ok, I don't work here. But I had to buy some for a friend recently it's in Aisle 5, bottom shelf"

A classic case of store defective.
by Gdubfunk August 22, 2011
mugGet the Store defectivemug.

thrift store coffee

When a person drinks the spent coffee from his own or another’s anemia.
Dave: Hey this coffee is horrible where did you get it?

Tyler: that’s some thrift store coffee left over from last night.

Dave: I love the extra taste it adds.
by Coffeeman400 May 10, 2019
mugGet the thrift store coffeemug.

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