squat cobbler 

Someone who gets a sexual thrill by sitting on pie.

"Sunny thought Bob had a foot fetish, but he turned out to be a squat cobbler guy."

squat cobbler by Manny Petty September 3, 2016

Squat Trot 

The act of explosively shitting when attempting to squat with weight that is much more then the average ability that a person can squat.

Jim: Hey did you here that Tom tried to squat more than usual?

Bob: Doesn't he usually squat 235 lbs?

Jim: Yeah, but he tried squatting 350 lbs, but ended up shitting himself

Bob: That nigga Squat Trotted?! What a shithead..

Squat Trot by Anonymously Jay October 13, 2016

squatbag 

A delightfully ambiguous, and therefore useful, pejorative.

Thought to have originated in the 1970s oil fields of Wyoming and Northern Colorado.

That John is a weaselly little squatbag.

squatbag by Quince8 December 16, 2017

squeak it out 

Say what the fuck you mean, don't hold back.

Squeak it out, bro!

squeak it out by Wannabwb December 22, 2017

squatting monkey 

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.

We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost

squatting monkey by CoopDaddy1919 January 8, 2018

Squeaker 

A guy named Sean who’s shoes are squeaky. Just like his voice.

Squeaker get back here! His shoes ar squeaking! I can hear him walking from down The hallway!

Squeaker by Lisepop897 June 3, 2018

Squatchling 

Young or baby squatch.

Squatches tend to be protective of their squatchlings.

Squatchling by Ab5uRd June 7, 2018