slurd

sloppy turd. slides out of the anus

oi mate keep outa the shit box for ten, just dropped the fattest slurd.

by alxmzzzn October 13, 2015

Spardon

An unwanted sudden erection, usually in public.

I got a spardon yesterday in town, it was horrible, I think some people noticed.

by Muckduckaw April 9, 2016

spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016

Spuddle

To spoon and cuddle with another person.

After a long and tiring day all she wanted to do was spuddle her boyfriend... but he had other ideas.

by ic800m May 1, 2016

Spud

A word in which two friends use amongst each other as they refer to an awkward situation.

Girl 1: Spud..!
Girl 2: What's happened..?

by Sputatoe July 24, 2016

scurdling

The process of whipping to a creamy texture and consistency.

Cream is often used to assist in the process scurdling blood.

by CookieSucker9000 May 26, 2016

Spud

Another term for potato.

Chips are made out of spud.

by Guardian of Emerald December 1, 2016