spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.

Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020

sorata

a man

a real man among ppl
others are probably woman

sorata

by ahura the sex November 9, 2020

Sparta

When a person (after anal sex) farts out their partner's cum

- Ugh. Babe, that was so good... what was that noise? Did you just shart?
- Nah baby. This is SPARTA

by WalkTheLine43 December 24, 2020

sparta

this is spartaaaaaaaaaaaa

this is sparta (rando)

by Dumbviper January 28, 2021

Spartan Sendoff

The act of placing one testicle on each eye in place of the coins owed for the Journey to Styx. The dick is the put into the mouth to symbolize flowing down river.

Bro that girl is so hot id give her the ole Spartan Sendoff

by igotthejokes February 9, 2021

Stratatange

Startegy which makes change

Fuck toorah is not stratatange

by Stratatange February 28, 2021

spratbrat

Someone who thinks their hot crap because they were in the gifted program. They act entitled, procrastinate, and don’t have a very good track record.

Riley always smokes and copies homework and tests from other people. WHAT a spratbrat.

by Broski2027 February 28, 2021