The act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. Can also be observed if said person passes-out in position.
Approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on Josh's 21st birthday:
"Where's Josh?"
"He's already spooning the toilet."
"Did you get pictures?"
"Where's Josh?"
"He's already spooning the toilet."
"Did you get pictures?"
by bteen3 December 18, 2007
Get the spooning the toilet mug.A person who knows nothing about real financial responsibility. They've never really had to work for much in life. They usually believe that, because of the money they have access to, they can have anything they want, including people.
"Stephanie tried to steal my boyfriend!"
"That girl is nothing but a silver spoon. Her parents have money, and she has a trust fund waiting for her when she turns 25."
Vienna Girardi is a silver spoon. She is quoted from The Bachelor, "I'm a huge daddy's girl. I'm his only daughter, so I'm his little princess. He spoils me rotten. He's bought me like five cars because I keep wrecking them."
"That girl is nothing but a silver spoon. Her parents have money, and she has a trust fund waiting for her when she turns 25."
Vienna Girardi is a silver spoon. She is quoted from The Bachelor, "I'm a huge daddy's girl. I'm his only daughter, so I'm his little princess. He spoils me rotten. He's bought me like five cars because I keep wrecking them."
by Countme Sin January 21, 2011
Get the Silver Spoon mug.Adjective for female who is so fucking hot that she deserves no less than instantaneous ejactulation in response to her appearence. Extremely rare.
by Octothorpe May 3, 2005
Get the Spooge-a-matic mug.it is when two people are spooning
and the big spoon is a man
and the man gets excited
an erection forms
the man then flexes his penis repeatedly
moving it up and down
tickling his spoon partner
there was a safe sex psa a few years back
it said spoon-tickling is the safest kind of sex
safer than masturbation
safer than people who have sex with watermelons
sure
the watermelon people disagreed
but it made sense to me
i've been spoon-tickling ever since
and the big spoon is a man
and the man gets excited
an erection forms
the man then flexes his penis repeatedly
moving it up and down
tickling his spoon partner
there was a safe sex psa a few years back
it said spoon-tickling is the safest kind of sex
safer than masturbation
safer than people who have sex with watermelons
sure
the watermelon people disagreed
but it made sense to me
i've been spoon-tickling ever since
Josef twitched his throbbing gristle against the small of Helena's back as she slept. He loved to spoon tickle in secret and continued for quite some time before falling asleep himself.
by mooseman 92 June 22, 2011
Get the Spoon Tickle mug.when two couples begin to spoon then they lay in opposite directions causing the two little spoons to sixty nine.
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