Lickety-split

As fast as possible.

Person 1: Could you get me a Dr Pepper please?
Person 2: Sure, I will be lickety-split!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

wig split

getting your skull cracked (not literaly)

i'll split ya wig, i am a wig splitta, are you tryin to get your wig split

by project pat December 28, 2007

four and a split

four and a half ounces of crack, cocaine, or heroin.
considered a comeup for the dopeman
also known as: four and a half, four and a half hard

Sean has been on top of the game ever since he got that four and a split .

by uptown5015 September 11, 2008

gasm split

vagina/pussy

Hey baby, can I eat your gasm split tonight.

by VRAGMOTOR March 18, 2010

Cock Split

The ratio, based on 100%, of a cock's potential hardness, arousal, and size.

Person being fondled, "Whadda you think - 60/40?"

Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"

by cbizl September 15, 2011

Cheeseburger Split

When your ex mrs brings you a cheeseburger, then you fuck her so hard her pussy bleeds.

Did you hear about Matt? He gave his ex a cheeseburger split!

Woah, nice!

by Themowingman July 6, 2020

royal split

The vagina, pussy, vagene, aka the royal split

The vagina, pussy, vagene, aka the royal split

You gotta get ya ding-dong wet in the Royal fuckin’ split

by Meat beef October 19, 2020