Spider Cave

Another work for a dank , dusty old out of service butt hole

Tonight, after dinner, when my girl is nice and drunk... Im putting on my head lamp and going to explore that spider cave!

by The Creech March 4, 2011

Spider Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap (facing them) and swing!

Example 1: Oh man, I saw those two chicks spider swinging and it totally turned me on!
Example 2: Spider swinging like yet another one of the funnest things ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

Spider Eye

N. When someone jizzes (sperms or ejacualates) in another's eye. Characterized by the image of the sperm stretching like a spider's legs when the one who was spider eyed opens his/her eye.

Some Girl: I got spider eyed by someone last night. I wish I knew who though, I was passed out.
Me: That really blows. I wonder who would do that.
Me thinking: So it actually works.

by TRIzzzo April 27, 2006

barking spider

An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.

The consumption of dishes prepared with beans paves the way for barking spiders.

by ieatcrayons January 29, 2009

spider bites

two piercings on both sides of your lip. two on the left side and two on the right side.

damn those spider bites are tight

by sharkbate March 27, 2007

Camel Spider

An urban legend. Not a giant, screaming, face eating beast.
The largest that the get is about 5 inches, and aren't even poisenous.
So chill out, wuss.

So i was really freaked about this camel spider thing, then i took a closer look at the camle spider picture. There's a hand to the right of the picture, meaning that the perspective of the spiders are off, and are held so it seems thay are as alarge as a man's leg. lame.

by becca rainbow monster January 24, 2009

Spider-man

When you're doing a girl doggy style and close to climax, push her away, cum into your hand, when she turns round throw said cum into her face shouting 'SPIDER-MAN'

Damn right, totally Spider-manned her

by OCSWA December 11, 2010