Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!
"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."
"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"
"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"
"Better call Captain Spam."
"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"
"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"
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Joyce: "I wish I could post our prom pictures today, but it's Mothers Day."
Aaron: "Why does that matter?"
Joyce: "There's gonna be a ton of gram spam and no ones gonna see or like my post."
Aaron: "Why does that matter?"
Joyce: "There's gonna be a ton of gram spam and no ones gonna see or like my post."
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