Poop spank

Telling someone that you have to poop, but really you are going to jerk off.

Bill said that he had to go poop right after seeing the celebrity nude leaks. I bet he is really going to poop spank it.

by J-M0NEYS November 24, 2014

Spanking Horses

A synonym regarding the point at where someone is taking the piss or piss-taking about something. IOW, taking the mick.

Mr Suly, don't you think that Sir Xavier is spanking horses when it comes to how long he takes using the squat rack.

What? Did she cheat on you? Na, that's spanking horses man.

by Spanking Horses September 6, 2019

Spasm Spank

When the missus grabs your member with no real clue as to what she's doing and violently wrenches it to and fro.

The Missus gave me a Spasm Spank last night, she damn nearly tore it off.

by clivep36 April 15, 2017

smurf spank

after someone makes your panties wet you remove them and hit that person in the face with them.

Amber thought she had Jasmine around her finger, until she got smurf spanked.

by BPB562 July 14, 2011

Spanking The Raymond

The process of vigorously caressing your Romano in order to gerfliggity

My hands are chapped cause i was Spanking The Raymond innummerable times

by Burrito Supreme June 1, 2010

spank bastard

A term created purely in the heat of the moment when trying to ridicule a drummer...unsuccessfully.

John you are a spank bastard.

by isaacapolean May 28, 2007

spanking the princess

Female Masturbation; equilivent to spanking the monkey

I was totally spanking the princess to Gia last night.

by Ginger Fontaine January 7, 2008