jew spank

The act of being Jewish or helping/communicating with a person of Jewish decent.

Did you know that Nick is a jew spank?

by iMonsteriRawr October 21, 2010

C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)

Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!

by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009

Monkey Spank

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.

Johnny is such a monkey spank.

by Marc April 3, 2005

Dance Spank

Slapping wrist action (usually with some minor hip thrusts) used while dancing, the "spank" is typically in the air, though in some instances contact with a partner is made. Used to simulate coitus, especially "doggy-style."

Girl 1: Did you see that?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: When Bev wasn't looking Bob got behind her and gave her a dance spank.
Girl 2: You know she loved it!
Girl 1: Yaaa!

by evil ian June 30, 2009

Chank spank

The act of spanking your chank while stir frying a cat in the wok

Ho C. is the craziest Chank Spank this side of Chinatown

by Chulo Master July 12, 2003

monkey spank

Male siemen, male fluid

She had monkey spank all over face.

by Chrismm September 29, 2005

stella spank'n'bosom

When something is to die for, and you want to show people that you really really like something or someone!

when you are hanging out with your gansta friends and your want to impress them with your knowledge of words that have lots of emphasis!

*note: use of word varies with the situation you can use it instead of saying "pimpin" because when you say "pimpin" you sound like a stupid caleb

-Man this wrapping paper isstella spank'n'bosom

-yo car is stella spank'n'bosom
with its under glow and snaze

ssb

by CheffxZilla February 19, 2009