spreadshit

An Excel spreadsheet with no redeeming value, it's purpose was to provide data but all it creates is confusion and frustration.

Bill: Do you have the forecasts for next week's production?
Ted: No, the data Rufus sent is horrible. All of it was on one ridiculous spreadshit. I asked him if he knew what a column was. He said he just finished reading one in the newspaper.
Bill: I can't believe he still works here.
Ted: The worst part is I have 400 rows worth of data in one merged cell. I don't even know how he managed that.

by Rooks January 24, 2008

spreadshitting

Producing large amount of spreadsheets at a rapid pace, sometimes for dubious reasons or uncertain motives.

I spent all of last week spreadshitting for High Management's fucking KPIs.

by LexMajor1 May 6, 2020

Spreading Sociobot

Spreading sociobots, (who don't know that there is any other option, anything more to life or anything better and have had very little or close to no connect with genuine emotions, love and care and possibly multiple traumas or events that have made them slow and steeply slide into the mould) who have grown up or primarily been affected by Ruling sociobots and close their opinions in jails and convince themselves that the opinions from the boxes of the Ruling sociobots are right

bit more hope than ruling

(The Tortured rich kid from any odd teenage movie/ real ""assholes" n stuff").

Spreading Sociobots - It's cute that you think you will get away with that.
Also- Ya, that's stupid, you know, REAL stupid.

And- So this person did _that _

Reply - Oh my GAwd sooo stupid

And- Ya, i said that to One More

One More- Hey, but... if you think-

And&Reply: STUPID *walk on*

by i dont know my abcs b get away March 31, 2017

scread

A term meaning you both scanned and read something. Used by the legal mediator character Kate on the March 16, 2011 episode of "Fairly Legal" on the USA cable channel. Also a valid text memorization procedure.

Did you read all the information on the video gamers case?
Yes, I scread it!
Oh, you both scanned and read it! Very inventive!

by Techrex April 13, 2011

Spreadsheet Monkey

Someone who gets roped into doing extensive data analysis - usually on behalf of a superior who isn't smart enough to do the work himself.

I was supposed to go to the convention but I got roped into being a spreadsheet monkey instead

by Chigger23 August 11, 2008

bag spreading

When a woman takes up multiple seats, with there bags on public transport.

Look at that girl bag spreading what a scumbag.

by Patriatchy May 10, 2017

spreadie

The act of spreading ones legs for a photo - normally sexual in nature.

That girl sent me a spreadie.

by shabash June 10, 2014