Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.
Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.
by QuacksO September 21, 2020
Get the "escape hatch" sneezemug. When a man has a straw filled with dope( methamphetamine) he inserts the straw into another man or womans asshole and then blows the meth into their asshole. It causes their butt to start dripping therefore causing the sensation to look like your asshole just sneezed
by MOLDYBAGEL July 7, 2022
Get the Ukrainian Butt Sneezemug. by StonedAllDay420 June 11, 2025
Get the Beaver Sneezemug. Another name for when you purposely expel mucous from your ass. This can be caused by excessive fingers in the ass or any other things being in your ass. In some cases there may be shit or jizz in the mucous substance
by What's the Internet May 26, 2017
Get the russian sneezemug. Jason- Bro my girl squirted on my face last night
Rod- Damn her pussy sneezed hope you said bless you
Rod- Damn her pussy sneezed hope you said bless you
by Expeditionary April 1, 2021
Get the Pussy sneezemug. When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
Get the Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shartmug. by sneezeditgal August 3, 2018
Get the sneezed itmug.