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The Back Door Sneak

1) A devious ploy, which involves trickery and the element of surprise. (The most literal definition is inserting your P into a girls A instead of her V)
2) Any situation with your friends where you come from seemingly nowhere to surprise them
*similar concept to a back door cut in basketball... but with more real world application
jeez, i was gonna hook up with cait, had that shit all set up, and then u run the back door sneak on me?!?" "sorry bro, im sure she'll still fuck you too
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Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles 

Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.

You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.
When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.

Sneak a Peek 

(v.) To look in one's locker room (generally female) and sneak a peek of the goods.
Charles decided that for his 52nd birthday, he would go into the girls locker room at the Y and sneek a peek.
Sneak a Peek by midgetsnatcher March 15, 2004

uncle sneaky hands

A sicko, pervert, or someone who gropes
Jimmy was reluctant to take more shots because he was fearful if he passed out that Bubba would become Uncle Sneaky Hands.
uncle sneaky hands by tha_cuddla February 8, 2004

sneaky-barracuda 

N: To insert two fingers from the same hand into both the Anal and Vaginal passages from behind a female individual in a manner to attempt a stelth sexual advance.
"Tommy wanted to please Bridgette so much he attemtped a sneaky-barracuda while she was drinking from the water fountain..."

Sneaky Butcher

A sneaky butcher is a ghey man.

The kind who takes his meat round the back.
Sneaky Butcher by def November 3, 2003

Salt Lake Sneak Attack 

When you get a girl really drunk and while she's bent over vomiting you ravage her from behind.
Dude, last night Karie was hurling her guts out so I pulled the salt lake sneak attack.
Salt Lake Sneak Attack by Salty Joe December 19, 2008