shartastical

Something so amazing and fantastic it forces a shart between your hairy, nasty ass butt-cheeks

Bill: dude did you see that guy wreck his car?

Jason: yea man that shit was SHARTASTICAL

by guns4days_308 November 25, 2013

smartcasm

Smart ass comments said in a sarcastic way. Don't worry, you'll know it when you hear it.

His considerable talent for smartcasm was exceeded only by his ability to escape the consequences of his actions.

by Oldogfoto February 4, 2016

Smart-alecky

the art of or being a smart ass.

We were treated like a 3rd grader when the car salesman was trying to sell us the extended warranty with his smart-alecky attitude .

by Highstress September 5, 2016

Smart Watch Buddies

Friends who own smart watches and constantly hold it above everyone else that is not a smart watch buddy.

Arron and Casey recently got smart watches and are now calling themselves smart watch buddies.

by Fuck niggers June 18, 2016

smart like a rock

Listening to gossip from a rock. If you believe what a rock says you will believe anything. Having no common sense.

Oliver You are as smart like a rock.

by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

Smart

The exact opposite of me

"Jerry is not smart"

by Notaverygoodname May 7, 2018

smart pothead

A person that would literally take 2 minutes to answer what 2+2 is because he’s always high AF but takes 1hr doing a test and get a 100 .They Usually haves good grades and like to talk about politics and conspiracy theories when smoking, but stay forgetting what they talking about . Probably some hallucinogens mest up their brain

If our honor student Amy keeps doing LSD and smoking she’s going to end up like a smart pothead.

by Someone from the east March 13, 2018