Slurpee Tej

When you guzzle down a smooth glass of Tej but his tennis racket gets caught in your throat.

Last night Charles got dared to do a Slurpee Tej, you should've heard him on the toilet shrieking away.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

Slurpee Tej

When you are downing a glass of Tej but the racket doesn't slide down too easy.

At the party Charles was dared to have a glass of Slurpee Tej, you should've heard the noises from the bathroom after.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

Slurped Off That Hoobastank

A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.

“Man, he be slurped off that hoobastank ”.

by Loser_Real April 7, 2021

slursantanajay

sexy

Girlfriend: oh hellloooo slursantanajay
ME: oh hello slursantanajayy

by stallings April 20, 2021

slurping on the bean

Chugging down some delicious coffee.

Woah, Jeff is slurping on the bean like a caffeine fiend over there!

by Landwhale July 9, 2021

slurpthatdicktillitcum

smackmyarselikeadrum

slurpthatdicktillitcum *instrumental*

by bussysniffer October 14, 2021

slurptey durpty

This is when you slurp up all of your homies hot, steamy, and juicy cum right from there pp hole before it even touches the air.

Omg did you hear that Michelle got a slurptey durpty yesterday?

by Gogerts are the best food November 30, 2021