The act of getting out of bed after shitting yourself, leaving behind a brown trail showing the exact path in which you got out of bed.
Randle is that an alligator slide or have you been eating chocolate in bed again, either way you nasty
by A gentleman from nantucket December 02, 2021
When you get completely naked and shove your balls in between your legs and sit on the floor like that and drag your self across the floor
My friend Josh did The Cat Slide for his dad
by lilsavage81401 April 03, 2018
by mplshd October 21, 2021
to punch someone so hard their feet slide out from under them and they fall to the ground leaving them to appear dead to bystanders.
by ClosingTag December 24, 2021
The act of running your finger all the way down your significant others butt crack hitting the "chocolate slide" effect.
Hey Gerald ,have you ever given karina a chocolate slide? Gerald - yeah dude, never again ! I was out of work for four weeks straight with pink eye.
by MUDDERducky May 20, 2017
by @goreheads November 14, 2021
After installing the new sewer, Tommy the Plumber took a step back and said, “Does that new turd slide look good to you?”
The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.
The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.
by BigGuysWife November 14, 2018