stupid slap

when you slap someone on the back of the neck for doing or saying something stupid

come here so i can give you a stupid slap for saying that dumb shit

by jay October 27, 2004

Blasphemy Slap

The slap given after one has commited a blasphemy, to discourage it's continued use.

Rick: "Dude, Jonas just told me that he hates Guitar Hero!"
Rob: "You called blasphemy on him right?"
Rick: "Hell yeah I did, and he got a blasphemy slap to teach him a lesson."
Rob: "Sweet."

by AtticMonster April 3, 2008

Freudian Slap

When you accidentally touch someone else's body in an inappropriate way, such as if your hand touches someone else's butt while walking. Often leads to embarrassment and awkwardness for both people.

*Naomi and Nicky walking along, Nicky's arm swings too far and hits Naomi's butt*
Nicky: Oh god, I'm sorry!
Naomi: Freudian Slap!

If it were to occur repeatedly:
"Stop Freudian Slapping me!"

by Cynicky August 28, 2007

tittie slap

tittie slap is when you tittie fuck a girl and her boobs slap her face

i made that girl tittie slap her self hella bad.......haha

by tittie slapped August 4, 2006

slap dick

slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.

When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.

by JPMcTeague September 1, 2003

Gibbs slap

When someone's stupidity is so painful to watch that the pain has to be shared via a open-handed slap to the head.

John: *overwhelmingly idiotic jibber-jabber*
Suzy: I'm about to Gibbs slap you if you don't shut up.

by this one's for you, jess July 2, 2017

hahahaha *slap*

When someone starts laughing really hard and they feel the need to slap the nearest person. Then when the person got slapped asks why they did that, they say it's a joke.

Friend 1: omg that was so funny
Friend 2: hahahaha *slap*
Friend 1: ouch what was that for
Friend 2: chilllllllll it was a joke

by itwasajokechill December 15, 2019